Things to do, You know how it is

Dear Jim, Please Will You Fix It For Me  

F is for Fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium bombs
N is for No survivors

Post-Reichenbach.
Moriarty is supposed to be "dead"
He's really not
He's in Bora Bora with fluffy bunny slippers
And an African Wood Carved Giraffe as company

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Bored. Again.

Hiding is so boring. I need entertainment, Sherly is nice company. But he can’t talk. Oooo, I know.

Maybe I’ll look at internet listing. There must be something interesting there. Someone who needs help with killing someone fun things.

— 2 years ago with 1 note
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I don’t think anything can help you there. Alright, what do you fix, then? Good enough?

Consulting Criminal. I consult. Occasionally send spouses to Tibet. Make people rich. I’m a criminal for hire. Sort of. Not really hiring if I’m allow to say no, I suppose. Close enough.

I see. You’re…. a tradesman? I suppose?

…Close enough.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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What type? Wrooooong question. Better, what kind of help do you need? Uncle Jim can fix annyyything. Except death, messy business. Sorry~ Can’t help you there.

I don’t think anything can help you there. Alright, what do you fix, then? Good enough?

Consulting Criminal. I consult. Occasionally send spouses to Tibet. Make people rich. I’m a criminal for hire. Sort of. Not really hiring if I’m allow to say no, I suppose. Close enough.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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theforgottenseer-archive asked: /JM's phone bursts into flame. S̨̺͉̞̪̏̆ͩͦͮͅh̫͚̘̾̈̈́̆ẹ͋ͦ̎̀̀̈̚ ̵̭͔̞̝̲͋̿ͯ̌̔ͮs̸̬̦͚͈h̓͐ͪo̡̹̱͖̣ͩ̆̃ͧu͂͊̔l̤͚̙͐ͦ̒ͅd͎̠͓̓̍̂̀ͪͥ͟ͅ ̦̓͘n͎̝̪͇͚͂ͥͮͦ̄ȩ̺̝̊v͇͖̘͗ͅe͈̬̣̗̦̼̼ͦ͒̋͌ͧ̒̾͡r̭͓̥͎̞̀ ̴̽̈ͯ̽̑ͥ̔ḣ̰͉̬̹͖̺̗̒̿ͬā̭͇̯̮͕̭͋ͧ̒̋̿v̙̗́ͧͭè͇̝̗̮̠͚̎̎ͧ̈́ ̨̰̃ͩͤt̲̩̮͕̏̑ͭͫ͜o̹̦̔̇ͧ̿u̺̜̮͓͉ͧ̿̓ͦ̑̃́c̪̟͕̹̦̞̙ͪ̒̓̆̐̑h̙̫̖̘̊̈ͯͫ̍͂̑e̢̫̯̬̠͐dͩͮͬͧ̚ ̧̲̹̫͍̫ t̴͛͌ͥ̍̋́ḧ̵̜̟̗̦́ͣ̒ͫ͒̂̊e̒̏ͩͪ̾̾͘ ̺̦̼͎ͤb̥̞͎ͤo͍̽̓́̈̾̓͟o͊͑̍̍̕k̪͍̞̒͜ͅ How the whispers could come from a cellphone in flames, that was up to Moriarty to learn.


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— 2 years ago
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Hence the question. Fine. Jim. I bet it is, Jim.

You’re so adorable. Now, don’t be afraid to call when you need help. Uncle Jim is always there for you. Always? Hm, why not. Always there when you need him. That’s me~

Adorable? Don’t call me that. What type of… help?

What type? Wrooooong question. Better, what kind of help do you need? Uncle Jim can fix annyyything. Except death, messy business. Sorry~ Can’t help you there.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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Right. I bet it is, Mr….?

“Mr”? That sounds so boring. And old. You can call me Jim.

Hence the question. Fine. Jim. I bet it is, Jim.

You’re so adorable. Now, don’t be afraid to call when you need help. Uncle Jim is always there for you. Always? Hm, why not. Always there when you need him. That’s me~

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
#counttothreemovethecoin  #always there  #like toe fungus  #except more useful 
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A…. consulting criminal…?

You’ll know when you need me. And you’ll need me, it’s like watching a trainwreck.

Right. I bet it is, Mr….?

"Mr"? That sounds so boring. And old. You can call me Jim.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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Actually, no, I’m curious now. Who are you really?

You’re one of those. So serious. Very well, I believe the term for who I am is…a consulting criminal.

A…. consulting criminal…?

You’ll know when you need me. And you’ll need me, it’s like watching a trainwreck.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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